Wendy's employees assaulted with bat, broom over wrong order, Headline of the week contender involves a drunk Buffalo Bills fan covered in feces, Crass woman kicked off flight says that she is 'Instagram famous'

Spam is being recalled for not being processed enough, Car is stolen from Toyota dealership and police chase ensues that culminates at Lamborghini dealership, Manson murder house front door auctioned off for $127K, Some idiot was spotted on CCTV pouring motor oil on the steps leading down to gym

Jeff is a partner at Kaufman & Lynd and he's here with free legal advice

Joe Exotic reaches out from jail for help from Joe Burrow, QB for The Cincinnati Bengals, An international flight took off without ANY of the checked baggage being loaded, High school band director tased and arrested after refusing to end performance after football game

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 amd FM 96.9 The Game

Looks like breakfast cereal has fallen out of favor over the long term, Naked man shot dead inside 'Mr. Potato head' restaurant in Memphis, Canadian man arrested after swimming across river into U.S. in attempt to steal a handgun from pawn shop

Convicted felon charged after 2-yr-old finds gun on bed and shoots him in the back, Cocaine is expected to overtake oil as Colombia's main export this year, Tourist loses an arm in shark attack at popular Red Sea beach, Subway is now selling 3-inch subs because of inflation

Recap of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly newsmakers of the week

Durex is recruiting condom testers and offering $100 for reviews, Have you heard of 'Vabbing' and does it work...we take a clinical look, 14-foot alligator quickly approaches a group of Girl Scouts who were swimming in a Texas lake

Mike is a sports columnist at The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game