Lake of the Ozarks: Man ran himself over with truck and then got a DUI, The new Robotaxis being used in San Francisco have created a new issue: Robotaxi sex, 3-yr-old climbed out of his crib while his mother was asleep and walked to McDonald's

Update: 'Texas Pete' false advertising case will move forward, The 25 best cities for cat lovers...Orlando lands on top, States where golfers drink the most beers per round, Two people were arrested...their Missouri license plate read 'WE HIGH'

Recap of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly newsmakers of the week

The voice actor of Dale Dribble on 'King of the Hill' was found dead in his home in Austin, Texas, 'Wife Beater' shirts are now to be called 'wife pleasers'...Kentucky's largest school district has cancelled school after bus routes were so screwed up, some kids were getting home at 10 pm

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Man accidentally shoots himself in the leg then drives himself to the hospital and crashes outside...bourbon was also involved, HOTW #1: Supermarket evacuated over fears of spider causing permanent erections, HOTW #2: Text said she 'shot' herself when she meant she 'sh*t herself. Then cops overreacted

Residents in shock after hotel developer cuts down centuries-old oak tree because 'it was too big', New research reveals that both of your parents are responsible for what type of hair you have, Despite a group of bats living in the rafters, a Tampa area school will still open to students for first day of classes

The latest news and info in technology

Finnish man places 26.5 founds of dynamite in friend's vehicles and claims it was a joke, Don;t look now, but there's a brand new entry into the 'avocado' marketplace, TikTokers are eating huge amounts of carrots to achieve an 'orange glow' that's 'better than a tan'

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game