7-Eleven clerk arrested after striking female customer in the head with a Big Gulp full of lemonade, Canadian man is being investigated for being too drunk in a canoe, Private girls school in Sydney, Australia had to redesign a garden because it looked like a penis

8 passengers were stranded upside down on a roller coaster in Wisconsin for hours after mechanical failure, Body with head severed found at hotel in Sapporo, Japan...no sign of the head, Grocery store employee fired after taking video of laundry detergent thieves

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Georgia Subway sandwich shop under fire after posting Titan disaster-themed sign: 'Our subs don't implode', Woman sleeping in her car chased down by a man in a stolen Lowe's forklift and killed in a Home Depot parking lot, Some lady completely wigged out on an American Airlines flight over a passenger who "is not real'

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Platform holding Michigan community's fireworks collapses into water, show cancelled, It Happened Again: Landscaper edition, Update: Canadian man who opened a store selling tested heroin, cocaine, meth and MDMA has died...of an overdose

Traveler wins $1.3 million is Vegas Airport slot machine, Kevin Costner says wife Christine is using plastic surgery expenses in child support demand, Liquor store clerk busted in lottery scam, Watch Shakira (who we all know is 'so hot') transform into a mermaid

Six thousand dollars worth of Post Malone collector's cups stolen from Raising Cane's, It happened again: Pro rodeo cowboy, horse struck and killed by lightning, Sriracha sauce shortage now entering its second year

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Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game