Prolific sperm donor with over 500 children will be fined $110K if he donates again, Man returns to date after shooting and killing fake parking attendant who scammed hom out of $40, Michael Jackson's chimp 'Bubbles' just had a 40th birthday party in Florida

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College baseball player shot by stray bullet during game, SatanCon gathering in Boston disrupted by Nazis, Passenger shoots video of Spirit Airlines worker using 'speed tape' to make repair on wing before takeoff

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

'Orgasm advisory board' will pay people $1000 to masturbate using sex products and report results, Officer has ear partially detached trying to apprehend repeat offender who had just been released 4 hours earlier, Brazilian mayor marries 16-yr-old girl and appoints her mom to govt. position

Longtime police officer 'Jack D. Ripper' is running for judge in Pa, A Chicago Popeye's Chicken employee claims he was not paid for a month and trashed the restaurant, A woman attacked TSA agents at Phoenix Airport after they took away her apple juice at security screening

Recap of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly newsmakers of the week

CDC report claims 25% of all U.S. High School students are gay or bisexual, Florida Woman shot her pet parrot to death during dispute with her husband, An escaped zoo peacock named 'Raul' bit a guy while the bird was on the run in The Bronx

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Update: The UK seagull sex guy was in court this week, Passenger from cruise ship falls overboard and ship sales on after only searching for 2 hours, Trim and some trim: Police bust prostitution ring being run out of hair salon