Family about to cremate son gets phone call telling them they have the wrong body, Researchers: Abstaining from masturbation raises the risk of anxiety, depression and erectile dysfunction, Key West holds annual conch-blowing contest

Malaysian hospital reprimands medical officer over refusal to treat woman wearing shorts, 'Go back' nasty notes left on cars telling people to leave Montana, And now another helpful lip tip from a TikTok idiot

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Man found inside bank accidentally left unlocked in Fresno, Two Nebraska men allegedly killed and planned to eat a Bald Eagle, Florida 'person' calls for 'Sugar Daddy Appreciation Day' during zoning board meeting

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Massachusetts town shelling out $20K for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles manhole covers, National Park Service: Do not 'push a slower friend down' if you encounter a bear, Suspected cannibal with 'suspicious meat' caught at airport

Upstate NY outdoor beer fest that embraces winter weather is cancelled by winter weather, With the 'modern American in mind', Air Force OK's neck and hand tattoos, Florida Man tries accidentally sets house on fire then tries to hide inside because he has outstanding warrants

Recap of The Good, The Bad & The Ugly newsmakers of the week

Dallas reporter fired for calling mayor 'bruh', 2 arrested in Texas for organized scented candle theft ring, Australian teen mom posts video of her 11-month-old baby vaping...she appears to find it amusing

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike; on FM 96.9 The Game