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Woman causes a big stink after being seated between two fat passengers, Poring milk on the grocery store floor is some new protest, Father and son have the crap scared out of them as humpback whale breached surface right next to their fishing boat

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Woman got caught using a stolen credit card because she also used her loyalty card, $400K worth of meth was discovered in condoms inside pumpkins, Nearly 70 cars destroyed by fire at Texas pumpkin patch

Honduran special forces completely botch entrance into soccer match, Ferrari owned by Houston law firm that soecilaizes in auto accidents crashes at car show, Man dubbed 'Edward Scissorhands' is cutting trees in the middle of the night

Recap of The Good, The Bad and even sometimes The Ugly newsmakers of the week

Busch Beer is adding another exciting new flavor to it's lineup of brew for dogs, Michigan teen steals Mustang Shelby GT from Ford plant flees police, runs out of gas, jumps off overpass, Mom arrested for letting 10-yr-old son get large tattoo on his arm

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Home for sale in Alabama is fantastic...if you are an over-the-top Crimson Tie fan, Over a dozen people-mostly women brawl in Walmart in Ferguson, Missouri, Pregnant Hooters waitress is scoring huge tips

Doctor removes 23 forgotten contact lenses from patient's eye, Arkansa man suing country club after they refuse to honor hole-in-one truck giveaway, Fraud, theft and unauthorized dumplings plague community center in Canadian town