Man fleeing police uses a toilet as a weapon, Study finds that shocking a guy's junk can help them last longer, Driverless taxi appeared to try and flee from police when th car was pulled over for driving without lights at night

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Florida Man arrested for allegedly masturbating on flight to Boston, Woman accused of killing cyclists said she was 'uncontrollably' defecating, Woman's ultrasound showed her baby clearly giving her the finger

TSA agents find sword hidden in man's cane at Logam Airport in Boston, Woman discovers a wild turkey had set up shop inside her house, JetBlue passengers beg to be let off plane after multiple attempts to land in bad weather

Australian community calls for safety review after 4-yr-old breaks both legs at new multi-million dollar playground, Man convicted in Arizona ceiling fan theft scheme and is going to prison for 5 years, Jussie Smollett releases a new song proclaiming his innocence

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and hosrt of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

British police looking for brazen MAYONAISE thieves, Not to be outdone, Dutch police investigating major 'cheese heist', Mall Easter Bunny accused of assaulting police officer...the taser had to be deployed

Preschooler took a naughty greeting card fome her mom and gave it to her teacher, Study found that letting your dog lick your face could kill you, Dog with 6 legs, 2 penises was not expected to live but is now healthy and has a new home, Florida boaters have to jump from pontoon boat as it was being crushed by drawbridge

Recap of the The Good, The Bad and yesm even sometimes The Ugly news makers of the week

Man beats roommate with a stick after they got into an argument over 'what a mosquito looks like', S. Florida teen has TWO great white shark encounters off SE Florida coast, Student is burned during science experiment in which his teacher lit his hand sanitizer-covered hands on fire