A Florida middle school teacher got a DUI on the second day of school...at the middle school...in between classes, Florida Man wearing a full 'jester' costume charged with pulling a dagger on a landscaper he deemed was being to loud, Volkswagen is charging a monthly fee to make their cars go faster

The Bull Dog recaps the weekend's sports including week two of NFL preseason action, Scottie Scheffler's win at The BMW Championship including an absolutely incredible shot on 17 in the final round, Orlando City rolls over Sporting KC and Austin Dillon secures a playoff spot in NASCAR as he wins under the lights Saturday at Richmond

PETA's latest attempt to grab free publicity is to demand that Nintendo remove Moo Moo Cow's nose ring from Mario Cart, 40-year-old man rescued after getting stuck in slide at school playground in Connecticut, Crews pull off tricky rescue of hiker who was trapped behind a waterfall for 2 days

This is a recap of some of the biggest newsmakers that stood out this week...yes, there's an awful lot of awful in this world, but we balance things out with some of the positive events that happened as well!

OK, we've got 5 different contenders to consider for 'Headline of the Week'...what say you? Miami International Airport is rolling out hourly rate 'nap rooms' that will cost between 30 and 60 dollars an hour, Frugal lottery winner in North Carolina says he now plans to but thick cut bolonga instead of the thin stuff

Update: Wisconsin man pleads guilty to putting drops of Gorilla Glue in co-worker's Coca-Cola, 2 idiots in NY arrested after child in stroller was transported in back of pickup truck, Police in Washington state say DoorDash driver on meth crashed car into tree before setting it on fire, Southern California man annoys the hell out of his neighbors with TRAIN HORN he has installed on Palm Tree outside to 'alert police' to his need for 'help'

The Bull Dog has a preview of NFL week 2 preseason action, The PGA FedEx Playoffs continue with The BMW Championship, Orlando City home this weekend vs Sporting Kansas City and the rest of the day's sports news...

Convicted killer Bryan Kohberger (Utah college student murderer) is complaining that fellow inmates are making it impossible for him to sleep, Update: Woman who was upset at husband who would not have sex with her and therefore tried to 'twist his testicles off' had her day in court, Get ready for toothpaste made from human hair

New Ohio bill proposes state registry of applicants who skip job interviews, French woman sues employer for paying her to do nothing for 20 years, Netflix has a Charlie Sheen documentary coming out in September and Sheen says 'nothing' is off limits

YouTube has launched AI age verification in the United States, Thinnest iPhone ever expected next month, 133-yr-old Eastman Kodak may be facing the end of its long run, Multiple big streaming deals announced this week...we've got all the details with the latest science and technology news