The good (and unfortunately) the bad folks grabbing headlines this past week

Mayor of town in Kentucky accused of DUI after falling asleep in her Cadillac in the White Castle drive-thru, 'Considerate' ATM thieves used cones to redirect traffic while blowing up device, Nordstrom is selling something that looks like what you might wear while dismembering a body, Tiger nearly ripped off arm of volunteer at Carole Baskin's 'Big Cat Rescue'

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of Open Mike on FM 96.9 The Game

New wooden sculpture of penis appears in Bavarian mountains close to where the one that was cut down had been, Thai fisherman found massive blob of whale puke that could be worth up to $3.2 million, Most searched cosmetic procedures of 2020...Namibia to auction 170 wild elephants, Video released of giant telescope collapse in Puerto Rico

What's old is new AGAIN...the return of Doritos 3D, Update: More than two years after accidentally being given Minoxidil instead of stomach medication, 20 Spanish children are still growing hair all over their bodies, San Francisco HAS approved ban on smoking in apartments...but just on cigs...weed still ok, New Match.com commercial has Satan meeting 2020 and falling in love

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South African Lottery probed as 5,6,7,8,9 and 10 drawn and 20 people win, Bowling alley manager beaten down by patrons after he asked them to wear masks, Elsa doll low on batteries emits erotic sounds, 23 yr-old man who married 76 yr-old woman has opened an OnlyFans account with lots of explicit material

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

A mayor gets into a high-speed chase where he throws his crack out the window, Drama over ceramic dildos at New Zealand Potter' Association, Update: Woman who took bar exam while in labor has received her test results, Woman's 'pregnant' belly turns out to be watermelon stuffed with bricks of cocaine

Buckingham Palace staff member admits stealing things from Queen and selling them on eBay, Policeman arrested for allegedly accepting onions as a bribe, Customer shoots three men at 'Shot Heaven' bar in St. Louis, How to get on magic mushroom advisory board, Honky Tonk version of 'Every Breath You Take' is brilliant