People are trying to 'cancel' comedian Bill Burr over 'offensive' monologue on SNL, Jeweler exposes cheating husband with 'mistake' during wrapping gifts, Dollar General is opening new stores targeting 'higher-end' shoppers, Bride 'heartbroken' after $100 wedding dress she bought from WISH is NOT all that...

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Update: Orlando rapper was intended target in Mall at Millenia shooting according to police, Woman bitten by snake at Grand Canyon has allergic reaction to anti-venom, Ohio woman accused of running naked and pulling fire alarms in Tennessee motel, Jack White plays guitar Eddie Van Halen gifted in tribute on SNL

Teen rescued from Pasco county storm drain after climbing in to get dropped cell phone, Priest recorded having group sex on altar of Catholic church in Louisiana, Tennessee man faces charges after trying to 'resurrect' his grandmother at cemetery, Skateboarding cranberry juice drinker has caused 1977 Fleetwood Mac song to go to No. 1 on iTunes and Van Halen own 1/3 of the top 100

The Good (and unfortunately) the bad people grabbing headlines this week

West Virginia is No. 1 for animal collisions while driving, Tesla owner says he butt-dialed a $4280 Autopilot upgrade and is still waiting for a refund, Man shot twice after robber expresses disdain for his 'outdated' cell phone, Woman mortified after swimming thirty laps only to find she had a massive hole in her suit right on her butt

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Update: School board rehires principal Holocaust denier to 'avoid further lawsuits', Kissing and embracing cows emerging as wellness trend, Postman says he is being terrorized by 'sex-mad' duck on his rounds, 'Halloween decoration' turns out to be dead body

Canadian elementary teacher suspended for cramming students into her car and taking them off-campus for 'treats', Mall Santa's will see kids from behind plexiglass snow globes, Boy who has eaten nothing but sausages hi whole life has been cured, Moron drives Maserati 'supercar' onto Australian beach and gets stuck...then the botched rescue

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