Junior Executive Producer of The Lynch & Taco Show Gamble, with what we used to call 'The entertainment review'

Guy steals a school bus and drives it home...275 miles away, An adult toy company in Japan combines a dumbbell and a sex toy, New Orleans rapper Master P introduces a new black-owned food brand to replace Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben's, Montage of 'Karen' Rants set to zombie screams is epic

Elderly South Carolina woman fired off a couple of rounds at a US Census worker, Drug cartel now killing its enemies with bomb-toting drones, Ohio Man built a backyard squirrel bar with seven varieties of nuts on tap, R.I. P. Santa Claus

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Shirtless spear-wielding man allegedly stabs teen in Times Square, Pit Bull attacks and kills 84-yr-old wheelchair-bound owner, Woman wins copyright case against adult film studio who recorded videos in her house, A secret weapon for keeping off weight you lose is...pretty disgusting

Australian city council member reprimanded for posting 'sexist' meme on his personal FB page, 3 Florida men broke into a home while wearing GPS ankle monitors, 7 cheeses you need to try on a burger, Russian YouTuber spent 4 years and 9-grand creating a giant Coca-Cola and baking soda explosion

The Good (and unfortunately) the bad folks grabbing headlines this week

R. Kelly attacked in prison, Iowa man runs over himself during police pursuit, Woman driving stolen 'student driver' followed a cop for 11 miles "just to see where he was going", Tattoo addict has ears removed so his head would look like a skull

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Update: Four men who blasted compressed air up friend's rectum as prank sentenced to jail, Alabama man indicted for making homemade suppositories and selling them as cancer treatment, California nut caper foiled, Phallic-shaped meat prompts police investigation