Petty thief fled supermarket and left his 8-yr-old son behind, Former Hernando County commissioner charged with running a brothel files to run for his old seat, Good Girls Company that operates the 'Sex Island' promotion is rolling out a corona virus sex party featuring 100 women later this month in Vegas, Birthday threesome had unhappy ending that featured 'junk pulling'

Junior Executive Producer Gamble with what we used to refer to as 'The Entertainment Review'...

Canadian buoy makes a 2-year voyage after it breaks free from its mooring, Elmer Fudd can't carry a gun anymore so he will now hunt Bugs Bunny with a scythe, Meat cleaver massages now going mainstream, Man arrested after showing up at Toronto protest wearing blackface

2 dogs die in hot car while owner was in dog training class, Woman and dog rescued from manhole in New Hampshire after neighbor hears faint cries for help, 'Incel' blew his hand off with a bomb possibly planned for an attack on 'hot cheerleaders', California 'Karen' scolds mom for letting kids drive toy car without a license

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Nurse fired from her job after FB post about protesters making 'great hood ornaments', Inside the shady world of promoters who recruit 'hot girls' for parties, Guy claimed he swallowed a cell phone charger but it turned out he jammed it through his urethra

Knife-wielding suspect agrees to surrender to police if they will let him pet their police dog, RATT is back on the music charts thanks to the latest Geico commercial, With the pandemic and now riots and looting, gun sales spike across country, What else could 2020 throw at us?...How about a huge asteroid...Tomorrow!!

The best, and unfortunately, the worst that society offered up this week...

Texas man finds $850K in cocaine hidden in car he bought at auction, WV family faked woman's plummet from cliff so she could avoid prison according to police, Update: Central Park 'Karen' got her dog back, Man yells at Prime Minister of Australia to 'get off his grass' during press conference

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game