Armed gang steals toilet paper rolls in panic-buying Hong Kong, Florida man tasered in the junk during shoplifting attempt, Adult film shot at public librarary during business hours, Arby's vs McDonald's fish sandwich battle shaping up

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Royal Canadian Mounted Police are being sued to high heaven after jailing man they thought was drunk but was actually having a stroke, Men's Health magazine has a helpful article about the 'do's and don'ts' of ball gags, Pit Bull on crack in Detroit, The 'Cuss Collar' translates your dog's barks into curse words

Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of 'The Beat of Sports' on FM 96.9 The Game

Researchers say smelling your significant other's unwashed shirt can help you sleep better, Blazin' hot Cheez Balls are coming, Washington woman posing as baby photographer drugged victims in effort to steal their newborns, HOA fines elderly blind man $2000 for weeds in his yard

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Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Park in Lakeland had to close because of massive 'snake orgy', Skier suffocates to death after getting caught in chairlift, Burglary at 'Gay's the Word' bookstore foiled because thieves got drunk on tequila that found inside shop, Meet 'The Exorcist'

Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of 'The Beat of Sports' on FM 96.9 The Game

School Superintendent tells parents and students what he really thinks, $3.8 million to build 2 BIKE RACKS, First date includes bank robbery, Animal shelter will let you write the name of you ex in bottom of litter box, The white van causes concern in Kroger parking lot