White Claw drinker pulls gun on craft beer lovers, Twiggy the water skiing squirrel under investigation for violating law in Vancouver, Couple having a destination wedding in Cancun are making their guests sit through a timeshare presentation, Long John Silver's manager allegedly put inmate boyfriend on payroll and funneled the money to him in jail

Drunk man drove police cruiser our of road and parked it, Florida 1st grade teacher tried to buy an 'eight ball' of meth while at school, Weekend storm system resulted in speedier transatlantic flights. Ohio man accused of drinking beer while watching porn at public library,

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Man falls through ice in Minneapolis claiming Google Maps told him to walk across river, 'Scared of heights' injury claimant busted for insurance fraud after posting video of himself on Europe's tallest water slide, Pennsylvania judge reassigned after referring to black juror as 'Aunt Jemima', Man accused of drinking blood and urine at health clinic

Disney CEO apologizes, TV news station sends memo to staff for boogers, auto repair shop burns down due to lit incense, and battle with neighbor ends with roomba attack!

The worst humanity have to offer vie for the weekly crown of shame...

Man killed by crossbow fired by neighbor trying to stop dog attack, UPDATE: Man hiding for weeks in grocery store has been caught, Grown man steals a skateboard when his mom won't buy it for him, Idiot wearing 'I have Coronavirus; sign sprays Lysol on Walmart merchandise causing panic and $10K in damage

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Frustrated mom resorts to attaching money to crap left all over home in effort to see if that will get her lazy family to pick up after themselves, Drunk soccer fan in court after attempted sex with a taxi cab, Angry vegan goes on rant inside McDonald's about cows having 'souls' and none of us giving a 'F***', Gas station convenience store owner may lose business license after allowing porn to be filmed on snack aisle

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