53-yr-old Ontario man charged after allegedly uttering threats to a player at a girls U13 soccer match, New Jersey restaurant co-owner says in social media post that customers who complain about high prices can 'eff off' and then things got worse...Florida Man in hospital for surgery after being stabbed and nurse discovers all sorts of contraband in his butt

Woman distracted by Taco Bell rear ended a patrol cruiser that was going around 60 mph on Wisconsin highway, Meet the rat-obsessed tour guide leading visitors through New York City's rodent hot spots, Groundskeeper is going to be ok after running over illegal firework that exploded and lifted his riding mower off the ground

Paleontologists find skeleton that weirdly looks exactly like Barney the Purple Dinosaur, We've got the elusive 'It happened again/headline of the week contender combo': Worker found dead after getting stuck in an industrial oven at a Missouri cereal plant, Thousands of people gathered in Kentucky to watch a replica of The General Lee car from The Dukes of Hazzard jump 150 feet over a fountain

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

A woman swallowed a fish bone and several weeks later it popped out of the side of her neck, Texas man beat up an ice cream truck driver after wrongly assuming he was a perv, New giant slide on side of Japanese mountain closed because of well, broken bones

Headline of the Week contender #5: You can now get paid 5000 yen for your poop in Japan, but only if your poop is good enough, Jewelry store manager busted for stealing jewelry when she posts vacation photos of herself wearing said stolen jewelry, Bear on runway forces airport to cancel flights: "We're in a stalemate"

Recap of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly Newsmakers of the week

Teen DOGE staffer 'Big Balls' has gone to work for the Social Security Administration, Washington parent somehow accidentally packed a gun inside their child's lunchbox before sending him off to daycare, Bride and groom played Rock, Paper, Scissors at altar to decide last name

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Stare of Michigan can't collect air quality data in Flint because someone stole the equipment, I-45 in Texas is closed after a hours-long standoff between police and an armed woman sitting in a lawn chair in the travel lanes, Sharing ex's nudes with her employer was in 'public interest' according to Canadian court, NYC public swimming pools or toilets?