Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

2 Florida men arrested for climbing 35-foot Christmas tree and chucking off ornaments, Research study says humans should only live to be 38, We've got a contender to go into the face tattoo hall of fame, Porch pirate rubs salt in the would by leaving 'Thank You' note

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Florida man accused of masturbating on toy aisle at Walmart in Winter Haven, Antonio Brown says he will no longer date 'white women' in 2020, Office bathroom policy includes a 'smell check' to make sure employees are not using their phones, Cops say man stole $88K from bank he worked at then flashed the stacks of cash on social

Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of 'The Beat of Sports' on FM 96.9 The Game

Hindu politician claims speaking 'Sanskrit' keeps diabetes and cholesterol in check, Say it ain't so: Scientists prove tapping the top of a beer can does NOT do anything to settle contents, Thousands of 'penis fish' appear on California beach, Polyamorous and pregnant in Jacksonville

The worst humanity have to offer vie for the weekly crown of shame

Netflix Christmas satire in Brazil causes huge backlash from religious community, Wisconsin DMV employee made elderly woman try to demonstrate she could walk without her cane...she promptly fell and broke her wrist, British company offers 'hangover days' as job perk, Two-headed kitten born in Thailand

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Horses being slaughtered for their meat in Florida is becoming a big problem, Elon Musk to include weed in March payload bound for the ISS, Young woman posts a Craigslist ad for a divorce lawyer and hints that she wants to pay for services with sex, SF newspaper prints map of the neighborhoods in the city with the most calls for feces removal from streets and sidewalks