Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of 'The Beat of Sports' on FM 96.9 The Game

Family's smoke alarm catches on fire, Bank teller arrested for going to home of customer who had made a large withdrawal and then trying to rob him, Costco is selling some of the world's most expensive ham at a fraction of the usual price, Bozeman, Montana police search for suspect hit fire hydrant with car and then stole it

Update: Chuck E. Cheese if officially removing the rest of its animatronic animal band from the rest of its locations nationwide, Nigerian pastor dies after embarking on 40 day fast, Gay man's pay slashed so he'd be on par with 'the other females in the office' according to his lawsuit, Child taken to hospital with constipation because of school's strict bathroom policy that left her 'too scared' to go to the toilet

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Portland Mayor clarifies that he WILL take campaign contribution money from strippers, Gwyneth Paltrow's holiday gift guide includes a $1350 bondage kit, 5-yr-old boy brings heroin to school and says when he tastes it, he becomes 'Spider Man', UK man nearly dies after parasite crawled up his penis and laid eggs as he swam in a lake in Africa

Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of 'The Beat of Sports' on FM 96.9 The Game

Iconic Orlando sign from 'Ice Cold Auto Repair' is going to be trashed, Kanye West will take his 'Sunday Service' to Houston and join Joel Osteen at his megachurch, Judge rules Kenucky man CAN get vanity plat that says IM GOD, Meet the Colorado cellist who performs in trees, Makeup samplers in department stores are covered in STD's

The worst humanity has to offer vie to wear the weekly crown of shame

'Bagel Boss Guy' suffers from stroke, botched circumcision leads to 2 million award, soccer ball sized tumor removed from mans neck, and a man who strangled his sister to death; and blamed the chicken dinner.

Mike is the sports columnist for the Orlando Sentinel and host of ‘Open Mike’ on FM 96.9 The Game