The worst humanity has to offer vie to wear the weekly crown of shame

leading federal meteorologist drowns in rough surf, McRib officially coming back this fall, the now captured Tokyo panty thief denies having any interest in bras, and finally job applicant outraged after her bikini pic is shared on company's instagram!

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Update: Alabama pastor convicted of illegally running mortuary and cemetery, Ohio police looking for Speedo-clad "pervert" haunting Kent St. sorority house, Woman invented a sponge specifically for cleaning up after sex, Climate change activists lose control of their fake blood hose

Noted life coach Taco Bob answers your burning questions...

Ukranian orphan found to be an adult now found in Indiana, limo built out of 2 Ford Festivas, affair covered up by bogus carjacking claim, batting machine injures a mans "manhood", and hospital scrambles when woman shows up in zombie make-up

KT gives us the latest news on gadgets and technology

Oregon City nail bandit finally apprehended, UTA employee makes off with over 300K in stolen fare, Russian iphone user suing apple for turning him gay, and finally a florida man arrested for cutting brakes off electric scooter.

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

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