Ben Gay to the testicles and other hazing accusations emerge at DC Marine barracks, Man drowns after jumping into river to escape from cops, Porch pirates swipe package from SC home...box had 9 Tarantulas in it, The rise of "Cat-chelors"...single men get a cat instead of a girlfriend, 49-yr-ol former swimsuit model gives up on dating and 'marries' a golden retriever

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We are having a 'Black Supermoon' tonight, 79-yr-old woman sentenced to 10 days in jail for feeding stray cats, It's sex workers vs the new female mayor in Amsterdam's infamous red light district, Couple having loud sex in a car emerge with machetes and attack group of onlookers who told them to 'get a room', What's in the box?

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Curious raccoon knocks out power for thousands in Kissimmee and subsequently fried himself after climbing inside 13,000 volt breaker, Ohio middle schoolers only get probation after nearly killing their art teacher to bananas that they KNEW she was deathly allergic to, 20-yr-old woman turn herself into police after she was spotted urinating on the potatoes in the produce section at Walmart

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TSA finds missile launcher in man's luggage at Baltimore airport, Man breaks into abandoned mall to 'relive' old experiences and steal a black toilet seat, Woman with sentimental tattoo now having hard time finding men who want to date her, High powered and very successful NYC real estate agent unlucky in love is advertising to find a man on TAXI TV that runs inside NYC cabs

Update: Corporate fingerprints all over change.org petition to make Halloween last Saturday in October, Snake bites man, so man bites snake back, Florida Man accused of pulling gun on woman who refused to try his vape pen at McDonald's, Kenyan pastor claims to have brought back Jesus

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

At least 52 dead in Brazil prison riot...16 decapitated, Canadian couple forced by their HOA to remove artificial turf they installed in yard, 10-yr-old boy arrested after classmate is hit in face while playing 'dodge ball-like game' on school playground