The worst humanity has to offer vie to wear the weekly crown of shame...

Police track down owner of prosthetic ear found on Florida beach, Guy beat up an elderly Walmart greeter over some unpaid Gatorade, Uber Eats driver charged with masturbating in car after delivering food to NJ woman, Pokemon Go: Florida Man edition

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

World's first roller coaster at sea to debut on Carnival ship, No jail for Florida Man who sullied a female co-worker's water bodily fluids, Pennsylvania woman finds dead bird in her can of spinach--company offers her 10 bucks to drop the issue...

Update: Pistol that Van Gogh used to shoot himself sells for $145,000, Rhino poachers killed by a goat, Kentucky man claims to be the 'ultimate carnivore', Phoenix man hoping to break world record for setting a pyramid made from pennies, Indian magician's body fished from river nearly a week after failed water stunt

KT has this week's tech news

Mom of boy with autism angered by school's 'Most likely to get lost in a crowd' award, A woman whose real name is 'Marijuana Pepsi' just got her doctorate, Corrections Department doesn't 'like' Michigan prisoner's Facebook page, Sex doll maker creates replicas of dead partners to combat loneliness

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Nigerian governor says armed robbers, NOT a cash-eating gorilla, stole $22,000 from zoo, Oregon woman falls 16 stories down building's garbage chute, Husband charged with murder after wife dies during 24 hour bondage sex session on their honeymoon, Mutant 'porn fleas' with giant penises invading homes after wet weather

'Attack squirrel' high on meth seized during Alabama drug raid, A shocking number of young people don't wear deodorant and Justin Beiber is here to change that, A bracelet that will literally shock you out of your bad habits, Why is ex-MLB star Lenny Dykstra dumpster-diving behind Jersey Mike's?