R. Kelly claims he can't read and therefore could not properly defend himself in sex abuse case, Stolen pig scale puts 4-H club's season in jeopardy, 7-11 just launched a beer delivery service, Runner dressed as Big Ben had a rough go of it at finish line

Mexican man becomes stuck in tunnel he dug to spy on his ex, 4500-pound great white shark found dead with entire sea turtle wedged in its mouth, Russian 'spy whale' discovered by Norwegian fishermen, Hot chick busted for extorting dude over pictures of his junk

Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of 'The Beat of Sports' on FM 96.9 The Game

Shannen Doherty has joined the 90210 revival, Women flaunt their 'carrywear' during NRA fashion show, Avengers fans brutally beat man outside cinema when he came out and loudly starting giving away spoilers to those waiting in line, Who makes the best frozen pizza?

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

jeopardy fun fact: There's 4 dollar amounts you can't bet, Johnny Rotten is upset that homeless people are invading the property surrounding his Venice Beach home, Canadian developer offering free avocado toast for a year in hope of enticing millennials to buy condos, $30K spills on busy highway and police are asking public to return the cash

Meth-smoking Florida man claims he was fighting 'the man in the mattress' he was attacking... Oxford academic claims aliens are already here and breeding with humans on earth, Guy exposes himself to woman at the library after he had given her his business card, Woman's ex-boyfriend accused of hiding in attic for three weeks

Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of 'The Beat of Sports' on FM 96.9 The Game

Study: 16 minutes of less sleep can ruin your entire next day, May be a beer riot in Mexico City after proposal to ban sale of cold beer in stores, Operation 'Busted by a bus', Two 10-yr-olds come up with simple and amazing idea that could end up saving a lot of lives

The worst humanity has to offer vie to wear the weekly crown of shame...