Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

There 1700 people in Virginia who have been legally declared 'drunkards', Utah women asks officer if she can 'smoke a bowl' before going to jail for being drunk on mouthwash, Man accidentally drowns while mowing his lawn, Record size female python caught in Everglades may provide new way to fight the giant snakes

French fighter jet mistakenly ejects civilian who was on board for ride-along, The NY Upper West Side 'Urinator' has struck again, Charmin is now offering huge rolls of toilet paper they call 'forever rolls', Detroit police officer up drunk for breathalyzer training session

Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of 'The Beat of Sports' on FM 96.9 The Game

Fast food companies having to resort to 'hiring parties' to found workers in very tight job market, 2nd arrest made in case involving attack using croquet mallet, The self proclaimed 'time traveler' is back with a picture he claimed he took of a dinosaur 66 million years ago, HS baseball coach suspended after soaking infield with gasoline a setting it on fire

The worst humanity has to offer vie to wear the weekly crown of shame...

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

High school students are now doing 'college reveal' videos on YouTube, Cat study reveals cats do indeed know their names and other words...they just simply choose to ignore you, NC man who allegedly abandoned his pet fish is charged with animal cruelty, Dude steals a chain saw by sticking it down his pants

Pennsylvania woman tries to EAT seven bags of heroin during traffic stop, Van Gogh's suicide gun to go up for auction in June, Some a-hole stole an aluminum, wheelchair ramp from entrance of home of boy with cerebral palsy, Scientists worried melting glacier on Mt. Denali will unleash 66 tons of fecal matter

The 'dirtiest' sixty seconds in Orlando radio...