Guy who won $273 million in the lottery and his ex would still not take him back, Phoenix woman says rented storage pod from 1-800-PACK-RAT had actual rats in it, Jacksonville woman says 'demons' told her to steal SUV from Ace Rent-A-Car, Couple in their 70's star in porn to glorify senior sex

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Pregnant woman stabs boyfriend who looked at photo of another woman, 'Paucity' of meat on Mexican pizza at Taco Bell enrages customer, An Italian restaurant in NY is selling a new 7-pound dish called 'Spaghetti-IN-Meatball", Woman climbs barrier at zoo to get 'selfie' with Jaguar...it did not go as she planned

80 people injured after Japanese ferry collides with whale, Detroit rapper 'Selfmade Kash' who wears a gold credit necklace charged with credit card theft, Ohio couple arrested for public lewdness after having sex in hot tube at indoor water park, Florida Woman shot boyfriend for snoring too loudly

Woodstock 50 is now an official go, Man who was wrongly accused in S. Fla sex sting that netted Robert Kraft has one hell of a lawsuit ready to go, NY woman threatened to 'body slam' the principal at her daughter's magnet school, Man contracts brain infection after bud of cotton swab became deeply lodged in skull

The worst that society has to offer followed by a stand-up individual from this past week...

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

An experimental Swedish art project will pay you to do nothing for the rest of your life, Canadian special forces look at recruiting off the street amid shifting demands, Teacher forces boy to wipe Ash Wednesday ashes off forehead at Utah school, 'White People Have Rights Too' billboard causes stir in Pennsyvania

Security guard working at CVS was busted for dealing drugs outside the drug store, SC Mayor thought she was the victim of a 'hate crime' after discovering car coated in 'sticky, yellow substance', Thief caught on camera stealing $100K worth of jewelry from K-Mart, Utility worker in bucket truck survives after being clipped by box truck

The 'dirtiest' sixty seconds in Orlando radio...