Fugitive leaves a 'I'm not here' message spray painted on mattress for Flagler Deputies, McDonalds french fry box has a secret built in spot to hold ketchup? Americans spend an average of $5300 a year on 'non essentials'...like coffee and alcohol, Once stray dog to the rescue during attempted robbery at gas station in Mexico

Rich dude in California is paying $1500 a month for his daughter's cats to live in their own studio apartment, Woman stole four Rolexes and hid them in a body cavity, Red tailed hawks attack 14 people in Brevard County, Angry Eagles fan attacker her girlfriend and puts dog in microwave after loss to Saints,

Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of 'The Beat of Sports' on FM 96.9 The Game

Florida Man threatens to kill someone with "kindness'...the name of his machete, 21-yr-old man found dead in vacant Detroit building where he had been playing hide and seek with a group of friends, Woman has rare medical condition that will not allow her to hear men's voices...

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Canadian police investigating syrup poured into car's gas tank, Football fans went 0-101 in trying to make 43-yard field goal that Bear's kicker Cody Parkey missed last week, Multiple 'Bigfoot' sightings called into N. Carolina police after motorists mistook an 8-ft statue for the mythical hairy beast, Jeff Bezos did not have a pre-nup and probably will have to split half of all his assets

Seminole County man wins $1 million from five dollar Florida Lottery scratch-off ticket, Jacksonville Sheriff's Office: No foul-play suspected after body found in trunk of car wrapped in sheet...Florida Man eats the seat of a police car on the way to jail, NJ man charged with eating woman's pet fish and then taunting her with feces text message

Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of 'The Beat of Sports' on FM 96.9 The Game

Man decapitated while working on helicopter, Crazy side bet between poker players, Which is more dangerous...eating food after double-dipping or the 5 second rule, Rival pizza shop owners in NYC headed to litigation over 'spicy pepperoni slice' pie

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