Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of 'The Beat of Sports' on FM 96.9 The Game

Ohio police find drugs in in box labeled 'NOT DOPE', Man gets massive tattoo riddled with spelling errors in effort to make apology to his wife, Florida woman attacks both her parents for not taking her to Outback Steakhouse, 90-yr-old American cycling champ stripped of his title for doping

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Bluefin tuna sells for record $3.1 million at Tokyo market, Pennsylvania man accused of guitar theft blurts out 'Go Eagles' as he is cuffed and stuffed into patrol car, Jogger is attacked by a dog THEN bitten by the dog's owner, Saudi women will now get a divorce conformation via text

Florida Man slapped with a domestic charge after assaulting his father with hot pizza, 'Rotten Robbie' convenience store employee killed by police after setting fire to store and then cracking off rounds in general direction of customers, Man from Dominican Republic had to go through two hour surgery to have can of Glade Air-Freshener removed from his rectum

Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of 'The Beat of Sports' on FM 96.9 The Game

Chicken round table: Church's Fried Chicken employee arrested for arson after trying to burn down restaurant, Canadian University conducting study to find out what 'Makes chickens happy", California man busted for expired tag after trying to obstruct plate with price sticker from box of Safeway chicken wings, Man severely injure after candle ignites can of Fix-A-Flat while trying to feel air mattress

The worst humanity has to offer view to wear the weekly crown of shame

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Mom arrested after Kids found home alone watching 'Home Alone', Walgreens employee fatally shoots man after dispute at photo counter, Single mom in The Bronx beats, sits on man who tried to steal her car