A movie theater roof collapsed during a showing of FINAL DESTINATION: BLOODLINES, Teenage California girl threw a beatdown on attacker by utilizing her jiu-jitsu skills, Florida Man shot dead by police after doing many typical 'Florida Man' type actions

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Pennsylvania man arrested after assaulting an elderly man who passed gas while waiting in line at plasma center, Man fire in UK after virtual work call revealed he did not have on any pants, South African endurance swimmer completes 12-day, 62-mile swim around Martha's Vineyard to raise awareness about importance of protecting sharks...this also coincides with 50th anniversary of Jaws

Update: Thos thousands of chicks that were abandoned in a hot Postal Service Truck have ALL been adopted, We've got an entire human leg that has washed up on a UK beach...refreshing change from the usual random foot washing up, Tiki boat crew rescues bleeding, drunk Florida Man in water and then proceed to sing karaoke

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And we have a last minute headline of the week contender: Punk band unleashes vinyl that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina, How angry of a person are you that you can't even make it through a 5th grade graduation without stabbing a fellow parent? Florida Man manages to violating parole during 'one chip challenge'

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Louisiana teacher accused of dropping bag of cocaine in school hallway, Seattle sex offender who calls himself 'Master Baiter' charged with new public sex crimes, Man accused of unlawfully towing vehicles and then coercing payments from owners...before even taking cars to impound lot

If someone told you to jump off a bridge, would you?...In Canada, guess the answer is yes, Is that 90's boy band legend Joey Fatone schlepping a new shrimp deal for Red Lobster? In case you have not had your fill of dumb news, there seems to be a new trend of wearing CLEATS for everyday use

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