Burglar bleeds to death after cutting himself on window he broke to get in home, Florida Woman asked to leave Red Lobster because she was drunk and making a scene steals LIVE LOBSTER out of tank on way out, The Tide party box has arrived, Texas woman blows up wedding dress with dynamite after divorce was finalized---the blast could be heard for 15 miles

Study was actually done that determined more people would be have sex in self-driving cars, Fan fell through an awning During Patriots-Titans game trying to retrieve a free t-shirt thrown by cheerleaders, Man flashes gun and robs man of 25 cents in New Orleans, Serial naked peeping Tom has struck small New Jersey town again, Sinkhole swallows Chinese woman

Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of 'The Beat of Sports' on FM 96.9 The Game

149 passengers booted off RyanAir flight when plane was seized by French authorities, Colorado St. University has told students to stop using the phrase 'Long time, No See' because it is 'offensive', Man ordered to re=pay ex-fiancee for engagement rings, 3 arrested after injuring cyclist caught by booby trap they set on bike path

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Stage catches fire during Electric Daisy Carnival stop in Orlando, Hue Heffner's red smoking jacket will be available via auction at the end of the month. Tanzanian nut crisis is brewing, Chinese teen solves three Rubik's cubes at once...one in each hand and a third with his foot

Guy breaks into zoo and tries to command the animals to attack zookeeper, Burglar fails to get into safe at sex shop so he steals a bunch of dildos instead, Teens are boiling used sanitary pads to get high, African woman sues her ex because his 'abnormally long' manhood left her too stretched out

Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of 'The Beat of Sports' on FM 96.9 The Game

Woman shares how no-stop farting ruined her love life, Couple has spent $10K pampering pet squirrel, Men busted for stealing port-o-lets and selling them on black market, FedEx guy caught on doorbell cam brutalizing fragile package...porcelain toilet

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