Drunk guy got on horse at Breeder's Cup and almost made it all the way out onto the racing surface, Osceola county police asking for help to find woman who stole Vietnam Vet's support animal, 'Professional Mermaid' opens up about dealing with creepy 'Merverts', High school BAND teacher and student get into violent fight during class

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Man escaping 'aggressive' seals needs to be rescued by Coast Guard, Vegan's mom made meat sauce and daughter threatened to stab her, Swiss researchers are playing Led Zeppelin to wheels of cheese, Police investigate bags of poop given to trick-or-treaters

Update: Tiger that had killed 13 people shot and killed after it was lured out of jungle with cologne, Study concludes that people who decorate early for Christmas are happier than people who wait, Woman buys 3 items at CVS and the receipt was 5 foot-8 inches long, Botched boob job leaves woman with 'farting breast'

Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of 'The Beat of Sports; on FM 96.9 The Game

EMT is suing Heather Locklear stemming from June incident, Red Hot Chili Pepper's perform at 9:30 am in High School gymnasium for student body, The mystery of the stolen toilet making news in West Virginia, Teacher-student love triangle ends with two female students exposing teacher's transgressions to his wife

The worst humanity has to offer vie to wear the weekly crown of shame...

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Chef charged with indecent exposure at women's event, Louisiana high school vice principal accused of showing up drunk during alcohol awareness week, Hundreds of human teeth spill out of wall o business being renovated in Georgia, Man had genitals ripped off and eaten by bulldog after smearing crotch in peanut butter

Husband busted for cheating after he poops in mistress's bed, Giant penis and boobs painted on top of buildings in Sweden, Woman naked from the waist down falls through restaurant ceiling TWICE, Woman gives birth in grocery store checkout line