25,000 people have signed a petition to change the date of Halloween to a floating holiday, After being canceled and despite complaints HS goes on with 'Men's Week', Mom accidentally finds out daughter had her nipples pierced after they show up in x-ray results, Vietnamese doctors remove LIVE cricket from man's ear

Dance floor collapses during Upchurch show at The Barn in Sanford, Truck carrying pig guts overturns on roadway, The 'Loose Pants Bandit' is still on the loose, Hot Dog Water creator shows up to troll Gwyneth Paltrow event in Canada, Threesome goes wrong when woman high on meth tries to bite off one of the dude's junk...

The McRib returns by next week!! 'Gay' penguins successfully hatch baby chick and take turns caring for it, University revokes funding for student 'Non-alcoholic Beverage Club' after they were caught drink alcoholic beverages during 'meetings', Man chases down bank robbery suspect on his riding lawn mower,Chihuahua owner stabs neighbors pit bull after it stared sniffing his dog while they were all out on a walk

The worst humanity has to offer vie to wear the weekly crown of shame...

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Church burns to the ground except for untouched painting of Jesus, Military accidentally dropped a Humvee into a residential neighborhood, Canadian woman shocked to find only the passenger side door of her 2007 Toyota Yaris stolen, Brawl erupts outside popular Atlanta restaurant

Ice-T arrested after failing to pay bridge toll, prankster sent a NJ mayor a 'bag of dicks' candy, Women report a drone hovering outside their downtown Orlando high rise apartments, Political candidate in Brazil denies being person in hotel sex orgy

The 'dirtiest' sixty seconds in Orlando radio...

New Hampshire woman hit in face by flying wild turkey while driving her motorcycle, Survey: 40% of Americans have 'no goals', Serial dirty diaper dumper caught by NJ State Police, Man so glued to his phone he fails to notice bar he is in was being robbed at gunpoint

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game