The worst humanity has to offer view to wear the weekly crown of shame

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Mother is upset at Little Caesars because the hot n ready pizza she bought was 'too hot' and burned her 2-yr-old, Kleenex caves to SJW-types and will re-brand their 'Man-Size' Kleenex as 'Extra Large', Maids arrive at wrong address and clean unlocked house, 13-yr-old steals his mom's brand new BMW--she tracks him down and whoops his ass with a belt ride on the side of the road

Nebraska tourism commission unveils brutally honest new slogan, Delta investigating male flight attendant having sex with male porn star in plane lavatory incident, Texas beer thief makes off with 5 cases of beer...no cart, Police searching for Florida Man wearing large clock necklace set to '4:20' who vandalized Ocala laundry mat

The 'dirtiest' sixty seconds in Orlando radio...

Wanted Spanish drug kingpin turns self in after being spotted in music video, Woman said her massive lips stopped hr from blowing police breathalyzer, Target will offer an edible CHEESE dvent calendar, Smithfield Foods employees accused of urinating on the production line

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

'Big Bird' puppeteer retires after 50 years, Witches now outnumber Presbyterians in the U.S., Wendy's worker who put 'Chubby' on customer receipt is fired, Makers of Welch's Grape Juice are now trying to market to men in effort to boost lagging sales

Subway robbery suspect returns to restaurant for sandwich, Flushable wipes have caused a HUGE clogging mess in Charleston SC., Mr. Ding-A-Ling Ice Cream Truck driver arrested for stalking, New and improved self-lubricating condom is said to be good fro '1000 thrusts'

Shot has his prediction for how The Orlando Magic's season will go this year and we ask Shot if he 'washes his meat'...