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Thief steals man's mail...returns two days later and steals his dog, America's hottest export is sperm, Police taser 87-yr-old woman who would not put down knife, Argument over Aretha Franklin leads to shooting barbershop

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Someone stole $98,000 worth of Ramen Noodles, MIT scientists crack the case of breaking spaghetti in two, Arizona cop fired for making sex tapes with his body cam, Agents remove over 600 exotic birds from home

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