Florida man arrested after failing to pay for cab ride home after he had just been released from jail, Man carved huge phallus into dry lake bed and it showed up satellite picture, Woman's dog poops inside Denver airport and she could care less, Angry man drives his truck through Walmart in Texas

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

UCLA professor died in bondage dungeon participating in 'recreational mummification', Florida woman arrested for attacking husband using aggressive pillow fighting tactics, Citizens in Omaha concerned after teen gets 1000 people to express interest in participating in a 'fireworks fight' on The 4th of July, Texas man accused of biting rattle off rattlesnake then throwing snake into rival's RV

Jail guards checking suspect's poop for stolen diamonds, Female professor at Missouri St. University has called off her penis study after enormous response, Scientists conclude that there is no such thing as a 'normal' vagina in the largest study ever of vulvas, Irate customer bites off part of man's ear at Chinese restaurant

Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of The Beat of Sports on FM 96.9 The Game

Police have arrested suspected serial 'sandwich poisoner', Shoe camera explodes thwarting man's upskirt-video plan, Canadian movie chain will now deliver actual theater snacks to customer's homes along with a movie rental for $28.99, Seinfeld TV show writer has something to say about McDonald's now selling 'Muffin Tops' on its McCafe menu

The worst that humanity has to offer vie to wear this week's crown of shame

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Man busted hiding his drugs inside a D.A.R.E. bag, Paranormal investigator claim to have found a 'time warp' near Las Vegas, Lingerie company Bravissimo has made a pool float for women with big boobs, Speed-dating event in NYC called 'Hung' will only let men in who are packing at least 7 inches

Update on woman who drove car on I-95 with man clinging to the hood, Man breaks into home and eats Frosted Flakes after passing out at adult entertainment center, Man is knocked out by stranger in intersection in The Bronx and then robbed by another group of strangers, Ron Jeremy sued for sexual assault and battery