The owners of mugshots.com now have their own mugshots, Hasbro has trademarked the SMELL of Play-Doh, Naked Texas couple miscalculated Judgement Day, Pregnant deaf woman and service dog punched at OIA

Health officials from CDC would like to remind folks who have diarrhea to stay out of the pool or hot tub or water park to prevent spreading bacteria, Cops looking for man whop followed woman inside bathroom at Bed, Bath and Beyond then stood outside stall and moaned for several minutes, Serial poopers vandalizing luxury home sites under construction in an Ohio town, German firefighters receiving training in removing butt plugs and penis rings due to number of calls involving those items

Flight puts out a call for a doctor-US Surgeon General happens to be on-board, Some a-hole stole a woman's prosthetic leg while she was swimming in a river, GasBuddy issues annual 'cleanest gas station restrooms' list by state, Febreze rolls in to help town's residents freshen up after departure of 'poop train'

The worst that humanity has to offer vie to wear the weekly crown of shame

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Shaq has put his Isleworth home up for sale for $28 Million, Colorad town has new interesting way to deal with homeless problem, New drug craze fro middle-aged women is called 'Brieing' and yes, it does involve cheese, Starbucks facing more racism allegations after Latino customer receives cup with 'Beaner' on label

First-class passenger booted off flight for trying to sneak free drinks to his buddies in economy, Pack of dachshunds attacks and kills woman, Unintended side effect of opiod crisis: More organs available for transplant, United passenger brought to tears after fellow traveler called her a 'smelly fatty'

The 'dirtiest' sixty seconds in Orlando radio

Thief runs face-first into car after underpants he used as a mask during robber slipped down over his eyes, Scientists: Chimpanzees have cleaner beds than humans, NY couple has gone to county officials to start eviction proceedings against their 30-yr-old son who refuses to move out of their house, Dude trolls clueless reporter covering marijuana grow-house bust

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game