The worst that humanity has to offer vie to wear the weekly crown of shame

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Guy intentionally messes up his place to 'test' if his girlfriend is 'wife material'. True crime documentary about Indiana killer includes accusations she served lover's remains at BBQ, Army soldier found guilty of cutting straps that caused Humvees to crash to the ground during airdrop training exercise

Dead rats falls on 83-yr-old woman while she was showering, Hiking boot stuck in logjam had foot inside, NC man is elected mayor on 3rd try...arrested for DUI after victory celebration, Police looking for yawning thief who stole entire shopping cart full of Red Bull

The 'dirtiest' sixty seconds in Orlando radio

Cocoa named 11th most dangerous city in America, 72% of women own more than 21 pairs of shoes, School bus driver accused of texting and searching 'your mama' jokes while behind wheel of bus full of students, Virginia company was selling 'fully trained' service dogs for $25K...they were just untrained lab puppies, Plans appear to be moving forward for 'World's Largest Mall' that will be built right here in Florida

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

95-yr-old Florida woman jailed after slapping her rude 46 yr-old granddaughter with a slipper, Woman accused of stalking man after one date and sending him 65,000 text messages, Hospitals warn not to wear yoga pants for an MRI---they could burn onto your skin, Florida middle school teacher loses license after being accused of foot fetish by school district police

Papa John's is going to start selling gallon jugs of its garlic sauce butter, Who the hell drives their SUV into a lake just to win a bet? Breastfeeding mother mortified by what American Airlines gate attendant did and said to her, The son of the mayor of Denver is a real prick and name dropper

Shot has a new found fondness for TWITTER? Can he even do that on his flip phone?