Ohio bank robbery suspect arrested because of blunder with running a red light in a car he rented in his own name, Martha Stewart admits she has never had food delivered, yet she is a spokesperson for Uber Eats, Diddy trial is set to begin next week and it looks like his defense team plans to argue that client was 'too wasted' to be responsible for what went on at freak offs, Insane video as race boat goes airborne,does 360 and flips several times before crashing back down in water at Lake Havasu, AZ

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Duh: Study found you are more likely to get a sunburn if you've been drinking, Woman claims she contracted herpes by holding a karaoke mic too close to her mouth, British nurse being investigated for filming OnlyFans content at work, The odds of this happening are insane, yet a husband and wife were seated on the same jury

Despite ongoing water safety issues, town rejects proposed water treatment facility, Hundreds flock to English town's new 'tourist attraction': An abandoned sofa, Australian radio station secretly used an AI host for 6 months, Inmate with previous escape charge attempts escape with 2 days left in sentence

Florida woman who is 88-yrs-old arrested for fleeing the scene after striking 77-yr-old woman who was on a mobility scooter in Sam's Club parking lot, UPDATE: $325,000 was wagered by people on the world's first sperm race, Headline of the week contender #2: Southwest Airlines passenger allegedly strips naked, poops on plane seat during flight

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

UPDATE: Two suspects arrested in connection with theft of DHS Secretary Kristi Noem's purse...BONUS: BOTH are in The United States illegally...uh oh..., Snake falls into margarita of woman at restaurant in Virginia, Headline of the week contender #1: Perv doctor secretly filmed 30 people because 'he was concerned about small penis'

Did you ever think "I would really like to own my own personal satellite"?...a Las Vegas company will sell you one, Georgia police arrest wheelchair-bound man who has been paralyzed for the last 25 years, on home invasion charges, Rogue woodpecker the "size of a crow" has damaged over 25 cars in Massachusetts town

Recap of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly newsmakers of the week

Man discovers he paid $26,000 to buy back his own stolen car, Because the world needs to know: Fyre Festival 2 latest update is a total stunner, Personal care product company Billie launches NYC ad campaign with 'scratch and sniff' billboards of armpits