Guy robs a ban with a note and signs his REAL NAME, Fly Jamaica Airways worker busted with 9 lbs of cocaine strapped to his legs at JFK airport, Utility pole held together with duct tape will finally be repaired, Half a million smoke detectors recalled because they don't detect smoke, TV news report interrupted with audio that says "F-it, lick it, smell it'...

The worst humanity has to offer vie for the weekly crown of shame

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Sheboygan police asking the public for help in tracking down serial 'toilet clogger', School sign language interpreter sentenced for sexual relationship with 14-yr-old, Woman upset after discovering the 'health kick' her husband was on was not every thing it appeared to be, The Weather Channel has been sold again

Toy 'R' Us founder Charles Lazarus dies just days after company announces closure, Indian man killed after co-worker jammed an air hose up his rear, Woman in Japan diagnosed with 'fused labia' from lack of sex after menopause, Australian man who received oral magic from stranger on commuter train gives hilarious interview after court appearance

The 'dirtiest' sixty second in Orlando radio...

Another guy who played Bozo the Clown has died, Man jailed over beating his wife to death in argument over bacon, School superintendent in Texas accused of being bully by former classmate 30+ years after it allegedly happened

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Daughter finds mother dead in home and waits 4 days to tell police...because of a traffic ticket? Woman calls 911 to ask if dinosaurs in children's park are 'real', 'You are only allowed one overdose' sign removed from Burger King restaurant in Massachusetts, NYC considers making smoking while walking illegal

Thief finds baby in car he stole from gas station---drives to another gas station and leaves the kid with worker, Florida man makes homemade 'whiskey bomb' and tries blow up his neighbor's chickens, Live Science crunched numbers on how much poop average person creates in their lifetime, Director of 'The Exorcist' has a new movie coming out in which he filmed and documented a real exorcism