Man steals Spectrum fiber optic cable truck and knocks out service for 7800 customers in Brevard, Homeowner claims Airbnb guest from hell threw wild house party that caused $18K in damge AND then left a bad review,Midwife delivers her own baby via c-section, Plane loses $368 million cargo of gold, platinum and diamonds over 16 mile area in Siberia

15-yr-old punches teacher in face at 'Academy for Success', 'Dukes of Hazzard' snowcat stolen---not to difficult for cops to track down thief, 'Grandma Stinker' turns out to be the neighborhood drug supplier, Police pull body from pond after someone posted a picture of it on Facebook

The 'dirtiest' sixty seconds in Orlando radio

Tiger Woods' ex-wife is selling her mansion for $49.5 million, Three thieves arrested with 52 Yeti coolers valued at $16K, Video conference call sexcapades broadcast to entire Chinese company, Nickelodeon is bringing back BLUES CLUES and John Cena hopes to fill the role of 'Steve'. Steve is not happy

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

United Airlines steps in it again with another dog incident, Man assaults dog owner with tennis ball launcher, Oklahoma mom who once married her son will now go to jail for marrying daughter

London's 'roughest' McDonald's cuts down on bad behavior by eliminating WiFi and playing classical music, Ocala high school student found with weed and trunk full of stolen traffic signs, One armed man wants his shot in the UFC, Would you ever eat human flesh grown in a lab?

We learned a lot from Shot this morning...not sure we needed to know about the male g-string though...

University's IT manager stole $22K worth of Macs and pawned them for 200 bucks each to support his drug habit, CREMATORY scolds fans for being lazy and not pre-ordering their new cd and tour tickets---threaten to break up, Nashville school leader caught on tape trying to hatch plan to 'bypass' lead filters in school drinking fountains, The dildo dog is hilarious

Jeff is in court for a case this week, so we we had another edition of 'Ask Taco Bob'... Please DO NOT follow Taco's legal advice!!