Someone stole the manatee research canoe from Blue Spring park, Yes, people are really using anti-diarrhea medicine to get high, Research company claims part of the reason kids are so rude is because of barking orders at Alexa and Siri, Tom Brady kisses 11-yr-old son on lips---internet reacts

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

The worst humanity has to offer vie for the weekly title...

Man with .419 BAL gives up on field sobriety test...tells police he's 'going to jail anyways', Ohio man who was convicted of exposing himself blames jock itch, Man caught masturbating inside Lincoln, Neb Burger King, Critics say new flick called 'Hereditary' is the 'scariest horror movie of all time

CDC Chief resigns after it is revealed she bought stock in tobacco companies, Spiked Arnold Palmers in a can to make debut at this weekends Waste Management Open in Arizona, Two men find cache of Roman coins that turn out to be movie props, Guy blames cat for dragging another woman's underwear into his bed and turns out to be the truth

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Man dies 2 weeks after winning $1 million lottery, DJ who groped Taylor Swift has been hired by another radio station, Goodwill employees find loaded grenade launcher in donated items, Philly cops claim the have a new, better tool than Crisco to combat overzealous Eagles fans from climbing poles, High school student has epic meltdown

The 'dirtiest' sixty seconds in Orlando radio...

Sleepwalker falls out eighth-story window, Penn St, researchers creating new astronaut food from recycled human waste, Don't be surprised if your dentist talks to you about cancers that can be transmitted by oral sex, Thieves pack 4 TONS of loose oranges into two cars...busted by police as the fruit tumbles out

Dietician advocates eating pizza instead of cereal for breakfast, Flight with 85 plumbers on board forced to return to airport due to toilet trouble, Woman tris to bring emotional support PEACOCK on United Flight, ESPN host says Notre Dame 'Fighting Irish' mascot needs to go because it is 'insensitive'