Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of The Beat of Sports on FM 96.9 The game

Man calls in fake bomb threat to stop his wife from having a night out with her friends, There's now an app that can help you track your boners, Semen squirter is finally going to prison after 40 years of unwanted attacks, Now we have a doughnut store and a pizzeria making doughnuts and calzones that look like Tie Pods

Orlando does NOT make the short list for the new Amazon HQ 2 facility, There's a new whiskey and tequila combo liquor on sale, Sorry, but all Skittles are the same flavor, Woman draws penis on passed out roommate's face...roommate is enraged and sets garage on fire

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

The worst humanity has to offer vie for the weekly title

Father hires two strippers for son's 12th birthday party, Mother charges 5-yr-old daughter rent to 'to teach her about the real world', Misleading headline of the week, Teenager tries to convince mom that package containing bong was supposed to be an XBox remote

Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of The Beat of Sports on FM 96.9 The Game

Florida woman hops in and steals running car because 'she was cold'. Chris Christie ends last term as Governor of New Jersey with an odd distinction, 'Faux Fur' products made of real fur has pharmacy chain scrambling to remove products from shelves, Man arrested for having 'unnatural sex' with three cows

Someone stole 1000 cans of Spaghetti O's from a food bank, Funeral home accidentally cremates woman's body then proceeds to lie to family...twice, Environmentalists are now on the warpath against thermal receipt tape, A visit to the coldest place on earth

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game