Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of Open Mike on FM 96.9 The Game

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Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of The Beat of Sports on FM 96.9 The Game

Portland punk band proudly sells out by writing jingle style lyrics for name brand products they like, Woman thwarts porch pirate with box full of soiled diapers from her sick child, Non-licensed line of 'Star Wars' themed sex toys being sold, Fat squirrel raids tray of goodies family left out for delivery people to snack on

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Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of Open Mike on FM 96.9 The Game

The worst that humanity has to offer vie for the weekly title...

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