Florida Man arrested after beating teen he wrongfully blamed for killing his dog, Santa's sleigh fails DOT inspection--won't be able to be in series of Christmas parades, Farmers urged to bury their underpants to improve beef quality, 16 ft, 11 inch Burmese python caught in Everglades

The worst that humanity has to offer vie for the weekly title

Hershey company to roll out first new Hershey bar flavor since 1995, Ice cream company offering Thanksgiving flavors--including turkey, Virginia man assaults wife with hatchet then takes his own life with a chainsaw, Thief gets stuck in ventilation fan while trying to break into fried chicken restaurant, Doctors operate to remove 639 nails that main swallowed, Woman wins lottery twice---in the same day

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of Open Mike on FM 96.9 The Game

Georgia woman files lawsuit claiming Waffle House served her bleach, Drunk man arrested after exposing himself on interstate 84 exit ramp, Cleveland man carves up 14 pumpkins as part of elaborate marriage proposal

Shot Dr. tried to explain why he refuses to share with co-workers

Man fails to pop beer top using canister of pepper spray in crowded movie theater, Mother of the Year candidate straps 9-yr-old to roof of minivan in effort to hold down plastic kiddie pool, Girl gets revenge on er ex by cutting off his Netflix access halfway through 'Stranger Things' binge session, Butt crack bottle rocket

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of Open Mike on FM 96.9 The Game

Disney Cruise Line worker busted after embezzling $275K in gift cards that he used to vacation with---AT DISNEY, No one surrenders to Halifax police on 'Give Yourself Up' day, 21 frat brothers at SUNY Plattsburgh suspended and fraternity closed after extreme hazing incident, Topless women on dirt bikes prank all boys high school

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