Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of Open Mike on FM 96.9 The Game

The remaining classified JFK assassination documents are slated to be released this week. Conspiracy theory types are salivating. Check out today's OFF THE AIR with Lynch and Taco for more:

Dr. Phil took out a skateboarder with his car, Murders of bus riders in Tampa have police thinking serial killer may be on the loose, 'Magnum P.I." is being re-booted by CBS because Hollywood is now officially out of original ideas, Will Ferrell featured in series of new PSA's encouraging Americans to have 'device-free dinners'

Mark is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of The Beat of Sports on FM 96.9 The Game

Grieving husband found male nurse having sex with dead wife's body in morgue, Playboy is getting its first transgender Playmate, Inmate's lawsuit says pain from 91-hour erection was ignored by jail personnel, A very youthful looking 70-yr-old grandma reveals her gross secret to that young look

Armed robbers use hunting knives to rob convenience store--they asked for '1 dollar', Australian radio host took pay cut after finding out his female co-host made less, Organizers of Milwaukee Marathon botch official distance of course fro second year in a row, Mystery in California sports with furniture moving on its own

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of Open Mike on FM 96.9 The Game

The worst that humanity has to offer vie for the weekly title...

'Minneola Superhero' facing burglary and battery charges, Police say Iowa man killed his mom with Les Paul electric guitar, Man with smallest penis is Britain has landed a new job, Gordon Ramsay 'On Cocaine'

Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and the host of The Beat of Sports on FM 96.9 The Game