Women charged in $7000 Victoria's Secret theft & subsequent car chase, Update: $1 Million lottery winner is found guilty for trying to steal $80 worth of lipstick from Kohl's, Naked man in massage chair at mall punched security guard, Jilted girlfriend of Wall Street banker drove his $100K Mercedes into a swimming pool

Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of The Beat of Sports on FM 96.9 The Game

Update: Orlando man who was charged with meth possession that turned out to be doughnut sugar gets $37,500 payout from City of Orlando, Paramedics save man after he swallows whole live fish, Skinny dipping couple arrested after accidentally crashing beach wedding, Topless Russian woman killed by lamppost as she was hanging out car window

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of Open Mike on FM 96.9 The Game

The worst of the worst that humanity has to offer vie for the weekly title

Applebees's bartender leaks secret to making their '$1 Margarita's', Guy who runs the 'Ark' religious attraction in Kenticky wants to put some 'Jesus in Halloween', Iowa driver tells troopers that high speed car chase was 'on his bucket list', Meet the Brazilian family who were born with 12 fingers and toes

Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of The Beat of Sports on FM 96.9 The Game

Florida Man caught jerking in Panera Bread, Fed-up employee quits and spray paints the boss's Mercedes making several spelling errors, Tourists might get screwed over on 'Hooker Holiday', The Sesame Street Tweet that sent Twitter into a frenzy

Witness is asked to explain to jury what 'LMFAO' means, Pizza Hut is giving away parkas made from same material they use to keep their pizza warm, Woman lets kid pee in restaurant's bowl--argues they they were going to wash it anyway, Shoplifting suspect jumps through second-story window of Times Square comic book store in effort to escape

Woman finds naked intruder in her home eating pineapple, Man diagnosed with 'pathological laughter', 10 charged after LSU freshman dies .495 alcohol level, Doctor kicks patient out of Florida clinic after she complains about long wait