Drunk man cussing for 15 minutes at closed fast food drive-thru attracts police attention, 19-yr-old woman goes form being Chipotle dishwasher to well known fashion model in course of 1 month, Doomsday prepper donates his hoarded dry goods to hurricane victims in Puerto Rico, The biggest turtle you'll ever see washed up on Spanish beach

Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of The Beat of Sports of FM 96.9 The Game

Man shoots fireworks at police and ends up setting his own home on fire, Swiss zoos accepting unwanted pet 'donations' and feeding them to tigers and other carnivores, Swingers party goes horribly wrong

Man's nagging cough caused by small toy he had swallowed 47 years earlier, No, you can't burn off your nipples using Axe Body Spray, Ducks discovered in park with bills zip-tied, Some a-hole in Port Orange is poisoning neighborhood pets with antifreeze

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of Open Mike on FM 96.9 The Game

Goldfish revived after house fire dies two years later at age 18, Amputee has amusing response to a 'restorative hand cream', Petition calls for banning 'comments' section on escort websites, Couple pulls off wedding for $8 a guest by holding it at Costco

The 'dirtiest' sixty seconds in Orlando radio

'The Walking Dead'---now with F-bombs, Air France launches new airline aimed at 'stereotypical Millennials', 'Spokesperson' for 'Mad Pooper' makes statement on her behalf, Archaeological dig unearths Paul Revere's outhouse

Update: Principal and athletic director out at Denver area HS after results of cheerleader 'forced splits' investigation, Study shows men who were in frats in college make an average of 36% more than guys who were not, In surprise announcement-Saudi Arabia agrees to let women drive, Lovesick snake handler allows deadly black mamba to bite him as he live streams his 'suicide by snake', Florida Man had to have nurse shark surgically removed from midsection

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of Open Mike on FM 96.9 The Game