It's a classic that's been around a long long time, but why exactly is this seemingly sensible person a tramp? Can we get to the bottom of this mystery?

Here's a video of Ol' Blue Eyes laying it down live:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn1V4EczIGQ

There's quirky, and then there's ridiculous. What the hell is going on with Virginia? Let's dig in and find out, huh?

Check the song out here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3Qvb7q9Nm0

Time for another examination of a couple of songs we really like. Get ready to learn what exactly a Karma Chameleon and an Analog Kid actually are!

Karma Chameleon by Culture Club:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmcA9LIIXWw

The Analog Kid by Rush:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56qyILcZZuY

We're back, with another song that makes you dumber the more you listen to it! Boring cliches, over-sexualization, and poor dart playing figure into this week's ditty.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Honky-Tonk Badonkadonk.

Partyin partyin (yeah!) Partyin partyin (yeah!) Monotone monotone (yeah!) Kill me please kill me please (yeah!)

Time to get down on the most subtext-less song ever written. And who knows? There may be an impromptu beat poetry session in there as well. Enjoy!

Here's the link to the song, in case you feel like killing yourself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0

On this week's episode of Lyrical Crimes, you'll learn everything you wanted to know about gambling, addiction and, um, dildos.

Ladies and gentlemen, Steely Dan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iac-vLq6tnY

Miracles are all up in this bitch! Funny thing is, nothing in here is actually a miracle! The Insane Clown Posse attempt to get deep and, um, fail.

Listen if you dare...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs

They Might Be Giants, but their lyrics are pretty cryptic. Who are these four dudes, and what's with all the fighting?


There's a video for the song, but why not watch the Tiny Toon Adventures version?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsAiCs66l40

Mulattoes? Deodorant? Over-bored or Overboard? What do all these things have to do with each other? NIRVANA, baby! You've heard the song a million times, but what the hell are these lyrics about? Eric and Niki get to the bottom of it all!

Get your Cobain on at the link below!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg

This is possibly the most inspiring song ever made. Biz Markie spent about six minutes writing a bunch of mediocre lyrics and stole a chorus, and became a chart-topping artist! If he can put no work into something and become incredibly successful, maybe so can you!

Here's the song!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aofoBrFNdg