Macabre Reality: True Stories of Everyday Horror

Hi there Macabre Mob. Just wanted to let you know we love you. On this episode you will hear how some folks missed the call of death only to answer the 2nd call. Never answer the 2nd call! 

Five stories of unlucky people or people who got what was always coming to them? you decide.

#diediedieagain #finaldestination #oopsy

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Hey Mob! Just wanted to let you know we love you. On this episode you will hear a very rare update on the one and only Beebo Russell aka SKY KING! Spoiler: still dead, still king. 

Also you will hear how different vessels or things to take you to and fro, kill people. Also you will hear that Matt does not agree with me about the word vessel, so hence, loosely. 

Included "vessels": a bus, a windshield of a car, segway and escalator. what choose you?

#walkingoverhere #buttholewhistle #teaoffthepot #fuckyou #metaphoricalbloodvessels #mixedupassholes #trumpistheworstprezweweretalkingaboutitstrump

Mob,

they got one of us, but I am alive and healthy and they did. not. win! Hear the story of why we have been off for 3 or more weeks. who can even keep up at this point? Come share the 13 days worth of anxiety in an hour long episode! Also included are other dumbass burglars and their misfortunes. All burglars fuck yourselves. But I am over it! Enjoy!

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Hello Goodie Mob! or Greatie Mob even! 

We are taking this week off because I have found myself in my own Macabre Reality. My family and I are okay, but boy do I have a story to tell. Because I am still dealing with the situation, there won't be a new episode this week. We hope to be back next week with more insanity and a story of how crazy this world is getting. Remember to stay safe out there and be careful not to find yourself in your own Macabre Reality - Josh

Until next week please enjoy the Hyatt Regency Walkway Collapse

Put on your sexiest garments Mob, light a candle and get ready to hear people suCumming to death in this weeks Headlines: Death by Sexy Tings!

Headlines include

Sex Pair’s Death plunge

Nigerian Man raped to death by five wives bc he paid too much attention to the sixth

Gone in a Flash

British Journalist pleasures himself to death with Famousish people who have also died of auto erotic asphyxiation 

Quick Headlines include:

Chuckled off this Mortal Coil

Man loses Remote-controlled plane in the sun, dies

#barbercaping #edginggonewrong #2firstnames #Chattahoochee 

Figs? are we saying that right?

Have a headline? See one that looks like it may fit this show? Send it on in, if we use it we will shout ya out! Send all headlines to [email protected] and follow us on FB and IG @macabrepod1. Pictures for each story will be posted day of show on our IG!

Gidday Mob. It's a great day for some wild ways to leave this earth, don't you think? On today's headlines we talk about:

-Former Marine Pleads Guilty After Killing His Stepfather with Atomic Wedgie

-Cobra Bites Chef 20 Minutes After Head Cut Off, Kills Him

-3 Dead After Dog Falls 13 Stories

-Skydiver Killed After Forgetting Parachute

maybe myurderrr...?:

-Woman Found in Pasture, Trampled by Bull

ridiculous headline:

Doc Shocked to Find Money Up Patient's Butt

#plummented 

Have a headline? See one that looks like it may fit this show? Send it on in, if we use it we will shout ya out! Send all headlines to [email protected] and follow us on FB and IG @macabrepod1. Pictures for each story will be posted day of show on our IG!

What the fuck is up Mob. You beautiful Mob, you. Join us on Headlines II where you'll hear insane shit like: 

The sunscreen that can set you on FIRE

Man’s Body Catches FIRE halfway through surgery

Two Men Die In Motorcycle Accident During Women’s Cross Country

Tender coconut vendor killed in freak accident; family demands action

and absolutely ridiculous headlines including:

Swiss man, 20, was left in intensive care after suffering rare lung injury from masturbating

Do you have a macabre or ridiculous headline you'd like us to share on the show and hear us give our absolutely true and correct opinions stated as fact? And hear your name on the pod? Email us at [email protected] 

Or just shoot us a message about anything, we love to hear from the Mob and always write back!

We are on fb and ig @ macabrepod1 and we have a patreon under macabrepod1 as well! we love you. 

Mob mob mob...

Even though this is a replay ya bois are still giving you that good good. This episode is FIRE. Literally, fire. Like get out, NOW!

Did we say we'd have a new episode this week yes. Do we? Not exactly, but we are editing bunches to throw at you starting next week! This is one of our favs. Enjoy and see ya next week!

This week, we discuss going to dinner in a fancy maze and then being stacked in a doorway like corkwood for the low low price of 13.95. We answer all of your burning questions like, did the puppets make it out and did anyone actually finish the maze?

Remember: Stay safe out there and be careful not to find yourself in your own Macabre Reality!

This podcast is produced by only the 2 of us. If you enjoy what your ears are hearing please like and share, it really does help!

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What's crackalackin Mob?! shiiiit nothing here except Matt has been in Costa Rica and the Dominican Republic for weeks now (will he come back?) and Josh has bought a house and is in the middle of a shit show called moving with a toddler. So therefore, enjoy this double feature all about sugar and we will be back next week with brand new shows. Including another Headlines and Macabre Reality the Gameshow! See you soon Mobsters! 

Woot woot! Get out your sweetest two toofs, because we have another delicious double episode made completely of sugar. How many times does Matt start over trying to say "prevent potential contamination"? Try it, it's no easy feat. Is he the new Hamilton? Just how big was that molasses wave brah? Find out now! And remember if you wanna pick up a waitress/waiter just throw a packet of sugar on the floor and tell them you found their nametag! Hey Sugar!

Today we have for you A Little Sucrose for Comfort which includes:

Imperial Sugar Refinery Explosion and Boston Molassacre. 

If you like what you hear please tell someone and rate us it does help! Everything is done by the 2 of us, we have no big wigs backing us, the man doesn't have a hand in this baby! so we need YOU! 

Stay safe out there and be careful not to find yourself in your own Macabre Reality.

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Whats good Mob? Today we have a newish show called Headlines. It focuses on the same wild and unhinged stories you're used to, with a bit more commentary and lots more tangents! So come ask yourself what the fuck did I just hear, with Matt and I as we discuss a career pizza man falling to his death on a porch, a 4lb dumbbell stuck in a butthole, dying at a McDonalds and more! Send us your headlines at [email protected]! We love you boo!

Stay safe out there and be careful not to find yourself in your own Macabre Reality.

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