Emem ethers Ikechi, Karla tries out for the Harlem Globetrotters, Thomas and Camille plan a sex date after decision day, David turns his life into a rom-com, and Madison has some nerve.

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Juan and Karla hold a campfire singalong, Thomas and Camille talk babies in the hot tub, Michelle gets hired by the CIA, David and Camille are horrible actors, and Emem swoops in to save Allen from himself.

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David invents a woman named Tiffany, Michelle creeps in the house like a cat burglar, Juan pretends to care about tarot, Thomas can't read Camille, and Ikechi falls flat on his face.

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Ikechi goes missing, David's lie collapses, Allen puts his foot in his mouth, Camille and Thomas make a porno, and Karla and Juan have a very awkward threesome.

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This week, Kim is out of town so Tayne from the Altar Call podcast is guest hosting! Allen and Madison play dueling traumas, infant Juan escapes a kidnapping, Ikechi has some nerve, Camille and Thomas' birth mother do tequila shots, and David is The World's Worst Liar™

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Allen gets fed up, Karla and Juan have a series of business meetings, Camille and Thomas remain cute, David gets a makeover, and Emem is a glutton for punishment.

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Thomas pulls all of his muscles, Allen and Madison host their own live reaction show, Michelle lies about trying, Juan's job is an enigma, and Ikechi's got some damn nerve.

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Luann is in her love bubble, Ramona's eyes have never been bigger, Tinsley is barely there, Dorinda makes it nice, Carole is a pioneer woman, and Bethenny MENTIONS IT ALL!

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We didn't want to leave you hanging with no episode this week, so we hopped into the time machine and went back to season 3 of New Jersey. Teresa deals with a useless husband on Christmas morning, Kathy gets the sweetest gift in the history of humanity, Jackie regrets raising a terrible daughter, Caroline wears her pajamas for Christmas Eve dinner, and Melissa pairs a Rolex with Steve Madden heels.

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David gets his brows done, Juan goes on a 30-mile bike ride to get away from Karla, Thomas and Camille knock boots, Madison pretends to be turned on by Allen, and Ikechi continues to be The Worst™

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