Magic Dagger

(CW: Identity Theft, Sedation, Break-in, and Theft)

It's time for heist prep! Someone has to do it, right? The crew breaks up into 3 teams: Patches and Ato'm go buy supplies, Xerces and Cal go steal some identities, and Val and Day go steal some transportation.

(CW: Racism, Classism, Narcissistic Behavior, Murder, Suicide, Loud and Angry Voices, Slavery,  Death, Condescending Language, Bullying)

A demigod by the name of Bartholomew Longfella,  and his partners are helping develop a city in Bronimus. Longfella is the famous owner of Gilded Storm Inc. in the city of Lagos. He, along with partners Bing and Bong Willard and Arnold Thomas, run a bar while they wait for a bank to be finished: First Longfella Private Bank. Due to the long processing time behind transferring soldiers across Bronimus, the Major of Lagos asks these four to hunt down a fiend that stole from him. 

(CW: Low Audio quality, Language)

The Crew continue to wipe the floor with the other two teams.

(CW: Violence, Language, Sports Violence, Severe Injury)

It's time for the big game. In order to pay Tibs back for his "act of Charity," The Crew must play in a sport they had never heard of and keep the Golden Bois (Luke and Tyler) from winning.  Hopefully they can manage to refrain from killing anyone in a high pressure setting.

(CW: PTSD)

Tibs suggests that the crew practices before the big day. Ato'm and Val team up against Patches and Xerces. Hopefully they can learn how to play the game before facing off against two strong professional teams tomorrow.

Sorry for the short episode this week. The next episode will be a little bit longer.

(CW: Minor Bullying and Low Audio Quality)

The crew receive help from a stranger and do a little shopping. After wondering for a while they eventually come across an old friend.

Hey guys. Sorry for the audio quality. We do manage to fix it, but it'll be a few episodes. Also don't forget to follow us and support us on our social media.

(CW: PTSD, Genocide, and abandonment issues)

These crew takes some time to train. Xerces teaches Ato'm some more magic, Val and Nori wrestle, Patches and Horace test their abilities, and they all attempt to avoid the Provision.

(CW: Child Death, PTSD, Abusive Relationships, Vehicle Accident, and Murder)

When we last left, off our lovable criminals were sent on a scavenger hunt in episode 4. All Hell breaks loose; Patches is recovering from her PTSD episode, Xerces begins to experience an anger attack, and Val fears the worst for Ato'm. Listen as our four misfits struggle to survive a firing squad and try to get the last items they need to fix Val's statuette.

(CW: Child Abuse, PTSD, Racial tension, Mock Racism, Mutilation, Graphic behavior, Violence)

Having collected a variety of supplies and abilities, our four hooligans attempt to retrieve a Power Cell. While trying to escape the bottom of a massive cavern, Horace struggles with the lingering side-effects of his newly-repaired horn. Xerces tries his hand at a skill he isn't very good at. 

(CW: Trypophobia and Mental Health Refernces)

After collecting the materials that Jon requested, the party now must collect what is required for them to complete the spell. The spell requires a power source (Power Cell), focus (obsidian or ruby), components (Lodestones), and a magical source (Mana). Join us as these four idiots sky dive in a massive cave, touch dangerous liquids, and curse each other.