Alberto calls out the other show members for not funding the show. Steve was looking forward to seeing a movie that doesn't exist. Eddie is done making excuses. Plus we talk with actress/producer Bianca Allaine to talk about her movie Zombinatrix and feature music from The Whining Pussys.

Alberto doesn't think there's anything important in the news. Steve misunderstood what a listener wanted to do. Eddie regrets that he didn't try harder to save his marriage. Plus we talk with model Valencia Kis and play the song Time Bombs by Tower 13.

Alberto believes men have to take drastic measures to protect themselves. Steve is excited for his birthday show next month. Eddie would lie to his girlfriend during phone sex. Plus we talk with Jeff Vitolo and play his song Friday Night Is Here.

Alberto is mad at Nick. Steve had an accident in the bathroom before the show. Eddie has a headache. Plus we talk with model Christen Cecilia and feature music from Professor and the Madman.

Alberto is going to teach the guys about Tinder. Steve used to call sex lines from a payphone in the 80s. Eddie finally wooed a guest. Plus we talk with model Rose Connors and feature music from Fallen Union.

Alberto has a great movie recommendation. Steve tries to learn Spanish to impress our guest. Eddie would give up millions of dollars than have sex while driving. Plus we talk with model Yanette Ponce.

Alberto is Steve's lawyer now. Steve believes it's better to believe in God than not to. Eddie claims he rode a real bull, then the truth comes out. Plus we talk with model Crystal Navarro and her photographer friend Kathie Freeman.

Alberto wants customers to fight each other. Steve wants to invite a pastor on the show. Eddie wants to go wine tasting soon. And we all wanted to see our guest but Windows 10 wasn't having any of it. This episode features music from Alisa Wood.

Alberto realizes something bad happened to him at Disneyland. Steve makes BDSM sound boring. Eddie got a special gift from his then wife at a restaurant once. Plus we talk with model Emily Rose about Japanese Rope Bondage and feature music from Devil In The Mist.

Alberto derails Steve's story. Steve thinks Alberto is a sissy for drinking Micheladas. Eddie would not want to be a Raider cheerleader. Plus we talk with model/derby girl Atomic Bombino.