Alberto informs Steve on the new term for sitting Indian style. Steve believes the woman should always pay on the first date. Eddie sneaks into the studio late. David has his porno name all ready to go. Plus we talk with model Jade Moon.

Alberto ruins Steve's dreams. Steve wonders why the other members don't promote the show. Eddie isn't planning any special celebrations for when he's done with child support. David got Shaquille O'Neal to come on the show. Plus we talk with model Dara Lynn and feature music from The Whining Pussys.

Alberto has trimmed his private area. Steve knows a special way to hard boil an egg. Eddie spends a lot of time confessing about the show. David would like a special apple pie a la mode. Plus we talk with model Rachel Anese.

Alberto thinks he's too good for past show models. Steve grosses out the show with stories from porn sites. Eddie claims he's going to quit the show. David has an R Kelly moment. Plus we talk with model Avangelin Gomez.

Alberto doesn't do much this show. Steve used to call phone sex hotlines from a payphone. Eddie wouldn't do video sex. David shouldn't be left alone with beach towels. Plus we talk with international Playboy model Juliet Amelia.

Alberto has a new contest for Eddie. Steve proved Brawny paper towels are not strong. Eddie is okay with playful spanking. David survived the Beanboozled challenge. Plus we talk with model Lily Martins.

Alberto doesn't care if Steve goes to jail. Steve is battling the flu this week. Eddie thinks he knows when he's pleasuring a woman. David doesn't like to eat Good & Plenty. Plus we talk with model Tori Amaya.

Alberto has a special description for eggs. Steve believes you should flush the toilet properly. Eddie is going to get whacked by the rest of the show. David hates when people urinate on the toilet seat. Plus we talk with model Michelle Moralez.

Alberto would probably cause a bathroom riot under a certain situation. Steve saw a video on the Internet that really upset him. Eddie would get paddled for ten million dollars. David will most likely get Eddie's girlfriend pregnant is she ever came on the show.

Alberto discovers how Eddie can save lives. Steve remembers how California girls were different than Oklahoma girls. Eddie is back from sick leave. David makes a love connection with a listener. Plus we talk with actress London Grace.