Alberto has a special description for eggs. Steve believes you should flush the toilet properly. Eddie is going to get whacked by the rest of the show. David hates when people urinate on the toilet seat. Plus we talk with model Michelle Moralez.

Alberto would probably cause a bathroom riot under a certain situation. Steve saw a video on the Internet that really upset him. Eddie would get paddled for ten million dollars. David will most likely get Eddie's girlfriend pregnant is she ever came on the show.

Alberto discovers how Eddie can save lives. Steve remembers how California girls were different than Oklahoma girls. Eddie is back from sick leave. David makes a love connection with a listener. Plus we talk with actress London Grace.

Alberto had doubts about Jussie Smollett from the beginning. Steve thinks Robert Kraft has done nothing wrong. Eddie is out sick today. David believes that you shouldn't trust the media. Plus we feature the song Bad Music by The Whining Pussys.

Alberto ruins the show with his heavy breathing. Steve had to stand in the rain for Valentine's Day candy. Eddie might be part American Indian. David loses his appetite thanks to Steve. Plus we talk with model Britt Ogonofski.

Alberto enjoys eating at Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles. Steve feels like he cheated on Ginger. Eddie is convinced God will forgive him and let him into heaven. Plus we talk with model Molly Jane.

Alberto thinks is dumb to unfriend someone because of political views. Steve finally makes his NFL Pick'em Challenge victory speech. Eddie has a new fan from Ireland. David wouldn't talk to a girl because he had just eaten an onion. Plus we talk with model Elizabeth Blanchard.

Alberto is accused of jumping the border. Steve recounts his bad experience at a Vietnamese restaurant. Eddie won't date a female bodybuilder. David returns to tell the story of when he committed a drive-by against Danny Trejo.

Alberto only washes his towel once a week. Steve finally finished watching the R. Kelly documentary. Eddie would do videos on Pornhub for $25,000 a month. Plus we talk with musician Dan Palmer of the band Zebrahead and play their newest single All My Friends Are Nobodies.

Alberto doesn't know what Disney movies are coming out this year. Steve got a selfie with Ginger over the holidays. Eddie won't buy his girlfriend a Disneyland pass. Plus we talk with model Shea Stoddard.